Tottenham Hotspurs are in serious danger of bringing English football into disrepute following their disgusting victories over Arsenal and Chelsea at White Hart Lane last week. Even worse if they now capitulate against Manchester United – which seems inevitable – they are in serious danger of handing the Premiership title back to Sir Chewing Gum of Stopwatch and his merry band of ref-crowders.
After this weekend the team at NewsTime can’t figure out which was worse – watching Mrs Scholes ugly little boy Paul score a last vomit winner against Manchester City at Eastlands or seeing first Arsene Wenger’s mob then Carlo Anchokealoti’s Chelsea gifting Spurs the 6 points at White Hart Lane.
Dear mother of all things holy….it’s not as if we can rely on Liverpool to shut Manure up these days – at least not until they get rid of Rafa Bintheremadetheexcusez.
No we’re down to Chelsea as the only ones who can keep ‘em honest and, after that disgusting display at Spurs, what are the chances that they will stay the distance?
None!
Certainly none when you’ve got John Terry, who has given more women a seeing to than any gynaecologist in London, being sent off before Anchokealoti got a chance to pull him off.
I mean what is the point of Sir Ref Intimidators’ lot dropping 4 points off the chase after choking at home to Chelsea and away to Blackburn if the dogs are going to gift them a way back?
Spurs had better make sure they take all three points from Old Trafford or we’ll personally be making sure UEFA does not give them a “fit and proper” certificate.
And you just know that they’re going to get hammered after which their supporters will come up with something pathetic like – “Yer but we’re de kings of London”.
Tossers!
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